Oh yeah

And I'm the newest member of the Cafe du Nord cocktailing team....that sounds gross.

Email from a coworker

One person sent around an email saying that he was leaving early for a Doctor's appointment and another person sent a response to everyone at my office that said:

I have to go to the 7th floor bathroom from 11am-11:05am to take a number 2 and manscape. I will be at lunch from 1-2. From 3-3:10 I will be checking Craigslist for a new crank set for my road bike. At 4:20 hello guy and I will be hot boxing the Guatemalan consulate. I’ll be reachable by cell phone during all these activities. Call me if you need anything.



Best,

C

Oh....Fridays.

cutes- mr. miu miu chaplin on drugs/cat nip

here he is on drugs.

me and the sleeze mayor

yup, the picture taken right after he molested me.... and i had to post the small picture because up close it looks like i have a moustache....and that isn't cool.