Things to remember about BsAs

mullets.
rattails.
all the mexicans are really bolivians.
there is no such thing as spicey.
watch your wallet. there are pickpocketers everywhere. ask set.
i love gauchos.
intestines can be really good...but i haven't had those ones.
my apartment is a dive.
i miss dive bars.
angry and uptight bartenders are happier on vicadin.
don pedrons are still really fucking good.
i am sick of the "ll" sounding like a zh sound.
i hate the garage across the street.
i can't wait till my bowels heal.