NO SEXO

Thanks to my new friend Lupa, I now know all of the phrases that will either get you into bed or are an attempt at getting you into bed.

I am going to list them- minus accents or beginning question/exclamation marks.

Here goes:

Estoy aburrida. Vamos a un lugar mas tranquila?

Que lindos ojos que tenes.

Vamos a revolcarmos a la playa?

vamos a coger!

Vamos a un lugar a solas?

" La lengua es el organo que algunos degeverados usar para hablar."- this one is a joke. plus I'm not sure if I am spelling everything correctly because Lupa's handwriting is sometimes hard to read (LUPA, correct me if I'm wrong)

Vamos a chocar los meones!-- something about hitting our privates together. Gross huh?

So there you are. A very important Spanish Lesson.

---> and I have beautiful pictures from Montevideo and my weekend camping. Next Next Next.