Missing: Short-Term Memory

I suffer from short-term memory loss every time I drink. So, either I'm an alcoholic-- which is a possibility-- or, I am showing the beginning signs of dementia. Sometimes I can't differentiate between memories that are real and those that are dreams. The other night, I apparently slapped a guy, spent 80 dollars on shots for everyone, puked and yet, I have absolutely no memory of the night. I woke up the next morning in a mexican house dress with a sore throat.

Question of the day: Should I stop the drinking?

It is a real possiblity that I am going to end up like one of those crazy old bats who calls the police because the pizza parlor won't deliver to her house. The next day, I'll be in a jail cell with no memory of the event.

Help me....

It appears that Burt Reynolds likes to slap people too...