France on High Alert

I had to post this. It is from Selenne via Baby Brians and I was laughing so hard at my lonely cube when I read it.

Bonjour

News just in...

Jacques Chirac has officially raised the french terror alert from
'run' to 'hide'.

There are only two higher alert levels in france, which are 'surrender'
and 'collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which
destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their
military.